Benny's Big Beautiful Blog: Benny Strikes Back at Corgi-Eating Man

Friday, 1 June 2007

Benny Strikes Back at Corgi-Eating Man

I don't understand why anyone would try to eat one of us. I mean, we are loyal, we'd gladly protect you and even die for our owners so when Mummy read the article about how somebody protested something by a public showing of eating a minced up corgi....she flipped.

She told me about it and I just can't comprehend the reasoning. Well, I was not happy but Mummy gave me a solution on how to make ourselves feel better. You see, I like to pee on newspaper so last night, Mummy put the page with the article of the guy eating one of us as the top sheet of my pile of newspapers. She whispered to me to pee and/or poo on the guy's picture. Teehee. I gladly obliged. Take a look at the pictures below.

This is me putting my drool on the article with my paw itching to step on the guy and me "eating" the guy who ate one of us.

This is the aftermath of last night's peeing action. I had so much pee I kinda over did it a bit and the pee overflowed the corner of the page. =P Anyway I wanna thank the newspaper people for putting the article there so I can do my thing. Teehee...

I feel better now. Teehee. Let's hope nobody does anymore of this type of weird thing as a protest.

5 comments:

Ume said...: hi Benny,
i was v angwee when my Jiejie showed me the article. the nerves of this hooman!!! f@#%%&#*!!! bad bad hooman!!!
do u feel better now? after the pee load?; 1 June 2007 at 21:44
Luckie Girl said...: Hey Benny,
I also cannot stand that stoopid hooman..I have a corgi cousin named Piper..she's 6 years old.....
PS : My hoomans are bringing me to the Bontanic Gardens next weekend. You are welcome to join us?? Maybe our Dads would have a good time taking our pikctures! LOL!!; 2 June 2007 at 02:04
Gwyn Valentine said...: HI Benny!

u should have poo on that article too!; 2 June 2007 at 07:31
Anonymous said...: hihi!

Ume, yah I truly felt better after all that pee came out. Mummy felt better cos I aimed it at the guy's picture. :P

Luckie, wowie, maybe someday I can meet Piper eh? I'm hoping hard that Mummy and Daddy will bring me to Botanic gardens. I hear its nice!

Reina, you have a corgi friend named Dom! Oh, I'm the kind that pees in one spot and poos in the other. I peed first so I aimed for the pic. Mum actually did ask me to poo there but I missed. =P; 2 June 2007 at 07:44
Chilli the Dog said...: Hiya Benny

Wow! You did a great service to all doggies! How can that man be so stoopid to eat a dog like that.

I hope he catch a strange disease from eating the dog.GRRR!!!!

wuff

Chilli; 24 June 2007 at 08:00

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Although I, Benhur !Xobile Setho, am a four-legged canine, I am fully capable of writing my own blog. I know it seems thoroughly ridiculous, but the truth is that I am able to transmit thought shapes to my biped humans and they then slave away to type my blog in. Not a bad deal for such a brilliant hound eh?

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